Monday, February 23, 2015

March Horoscopes, Burlesque Bitch

Aries: Ram on fire! Sexy Mars and Venus convene at the same degree of Aries giving you superpowers in the game of love. Use this energy for good, (with great power comes great sexability.) What do you desire? Make your feelings obvious or take direct action. While Mars can make you come on strong, Venus softens your intensity and supplies you with charm a-plenty.

Taurus: It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday, o' sentimental Bull. But hanging on past the expiration date is a depressing, and smelly, alternative. If you're ready to break free from a confining situation, the Mars-Venus meetup helps you let go in the most loving way possible. Better you should feel a little guilty than to restrict your own growth by sticking around.

Gemini: It takes a village to keep a relationship rolling along smoothly. This month's Mars-Venus meetup in your eleventh house of community points you outside the safe harbor of your sweetie's arms. As comfortable as it is to lean on each other, the relationship could lose its spark and sizzle if you don't pursue independent interests. Avoid auto-dialing your crush or partner if you're in a jam and call a friend instead.  

Cancer: Slip on the silk pantsuit and Chanel blazer. With charming Venus and go-getter Mars aligned in your career zone, the big leagues are where you belong.  A power couple fantasy could come to life today too. Keep your eye on that suit-and-tie. An evening networking event could rouse romantic synergies along with professional sparks.

Leo: This month, cosmic couple Mars and Venus are huddled together at the same degree of Aries and your broad-minded ninth house. Stop fixating on a particular image or ideal and open your mind. While a physical attraction is a must, you could meet an attractive soul quite unlike anyone you've ever dated before. You may come from different cultural backgrounds — but that just adds a bonus spark. 

Virgo: Your animal instincts are operating in overdrive as Mars and Venus pair up in your erotic eighth house. This is the first of three exact meetings between the two planets in 2015, so carpe diem. What turns you on, both in and out of the bedroom? If it doesn't have edge or come with a stimulating challenge, look elsewhere.

Libra: If Cupid missed all the clues back on V-Day, don't swear off love. This month, cosmic couple Mars and Venus unite at the exact degree of Aries, the ruler of your seventh house of relationship. Make room for romance throughout the day, be it a saucy SMS or pasta by candlelight followed by a sexy romp.

Scorpio: Mars and Venus convene in your sixth house of efficiency helping you shift from a dramatic mindset to a proactive one. Instead of faultfinding, team up with your honey on a make-better mission. Take the emotion out of these discussions and focus on the facts. This Mars-Venus meetup will bless you with career mojo and creativity, too.

Sagittarius: With sizzling Mars and Venus getting frisky in Aries and your passionate fifth house, buttoning into a crisp blazer is the last thing you want to do. Skipping work for an all-day sexathon or to see a museum exhibit and shop for disco platforms? Yeah, that's more your speed. 

Capricorn: Cupid is your spirit animal this month, Capricorn, so just go with it. Nothing wrong with expressing your love, but don't be surprised if shock registers on certain people's faces. It's not every day that businesslike Cap tugs on the heartstrings with such fervor. Give the boy- or girl-next-door, (or both,) type a chance to woo you. 

Aquarius: Cosmic couple Mars and Venus unite in Aries and your flirty third house. You're not imagining those suggestive undertones, Aquarius — and you could feel them with everyone from your cute coworker to the guitar-playing hottie in Apartment 3B.  Pace yourself and godspeed.


Pisces: Don't just rush right into work mode, Pisces. With Mars and Venus — the cosmic couple of the solar system — canoodling in your slow and sensual second house, the word of the day is "luxuriate." Indulge in life's little extras.  Try not to give yourself a tummy ache.


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