Saturday, September 26, 2015

October Horoscopes, BurlesqueBitch

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

This might actually feel like the end of a major life chapter and the beginning of a whole new act. The stage is set for some deep soul-searching. If you're still searching for an answer, you need to make some changes, stat! Change can be scary, but once you're through it, you'll wonder what took you so long. Go ahead: Face that blank canvas with courage and passion. 

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Friends you normally find fun and exciting could drain your batteries. Steer clear of the drama queens and divas in your circle. You might be happier on your own—perhaps even by taking a little getaway. Inwardly, you've been going through a profound process of expansion and spiritual growth. But before you can ring in the new, you need to release the old.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Even if you've hit some professional roadblocks recently, you're closer to your goals than you think. This is an ideal opportunity to get to the heart of the issue and see what's holding you back (or see why you THINK you're being thwarted). This month could bring change to a friendship or an exciting chance to collaborate with someone you admire. 

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Careful what you wish for! If you've been talking about a spontaneous trip somewhere (to your college roommate in Venice Beach or maybe with your S.O. to Venice, Italy), be prepared to put your boarding pass where your mouth is. You only live once, Cancer, and opportunities like this don't come around every day. If you can't get out of Dodge, there are plenty of ways to quell your thirst for exploration.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Your generous nature could slip into spendthrift terrain if you're not careful, Leo, so set some limits before you leave the house or log on to your favorite e-commerce sites. The moon is also firing up your seductive eighth house, and you might not realize just how strong your mojo is. Be mindful of the effect you're having on others, who could mistake your friendliness and exuberance for something more. 

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

A key relationship comes under the famous Virgo microscope, and might lead to the kind of change you've been hoping for! A shift is possible, but it takes two to tango! This is a perfect time to initiate a dialogue about your individual needs and, specifically, how to maintain your independence while still being part of a team. Maybe one of you needs to loosen your grip—or go more all in. The key is finding a compromise that works for both of you.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

As the cosmic queen of the balancing act, you understand better than anyone that negotiation and sticking to a schedule are the keys to success. But a faceoff between the moon in your organized sixth house and indie-spirited Jupiter could bring out your inner wild child—you know, the one who'd rather blow off her duties and have a long, Bellini-fueled brunch with her squad. And yet, your wiser self knows you'll only wind up scrambling to make up for lost time later. How's this for a Libran compromise: Get up a little early, do your errands, squeeze in some exercise and meet the crew for happy hour instead. 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Make sure you're actually voicing your inner truth and not responding to something external. Because the moon is locked into an opposition with freedom-loving Jupiter in your social network zone, you could be overly sensitive to anyone you sense is trying to label or limit you. Of course you're entitled to your opinions, but you don't have to get into a "me against the world" mindset to be true to your ideals. Instead of pushing someone away, why not invite him or her (or them) to join you on a weekend adventure? 

Saggitarius (November 22 - December 21)

As much as you love your family, you might feel like they're suffocating you, thanks to an opposition between the moon in your domestic corner and freedom-seeking Jupiter in your tenth house of career and public life. You want to be there for them, but under this cosmic influence, it's far more important for you to assert yourself and your individuality—and right now, you can't seem to reconcile the two. No worries, Diane! This isn't an all-or-nothing, permanent situation. Do your own thing, and soon you'll be out of the pressure cooker. 

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Craving some ch-ch-changes, Cap? More than anything, you're aching for new experiences and a change of scenery—and woe to the person who dares stand in your way! You don't have to drop everything to hop on the next plane to Phnom Penh, however; local adventures will suit you just fine. The point is to bust out of your routines and let your environment and companionship stimulate you. It'll do wonders for your work productivity as well.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Hang on to your wallet, River, and clasp your credit cards for dear life! If you're having a tough time controlling your impulses, do a little soul-searching to get a handle on what that urge is REALLY about. Could you be feeling lonely or sorry for yourself? (Or coveting thy neighbor's fall wardrobe?) Don't do anything you can't undo. Try to distract yourself with hobbies and good company until the feeling passes.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You'd bend over backward for the people you care about, but sometimes, Pisces, it's a better idea to stand up straight and put your needs first. When a discomfiting situation arises, find a loving but firm way to say, "I'd prefer not to." Life is too short to suffer for a paycheck—or for others. Ready or not, Pisces, it's time to live your dreams.