Aries (March 21-April 20) Those stems of yours took time to grow into ripeness. Now is a time to plant a few wet ones and bide your time. In the meantime, pick weeds and battles carefully, keep that civil tongue in your pretty little mouth, and watch. Yes, it's boring as hell, but trust me. You'll have a chance to go from temper to tempter soon enough.
Taurus (April 21-May 21) This month, try not to spread your buttery goodness too thin. Sure, everyone wants a taste, but not everyone deserves you. Prioritize that zany social schedule of yours into the top five and shake out the rest. There is a mentor out there in your life who can teach you a few tricks new to you, and open up a more lucrative social network. Good thing you penned in so much down time.
Gemini (May 23-June 20) Don't spend your hard earned money on that rather expensive purchase until you're sure you have enough Benjamins stuffed in your bra. If you can't fold and tuck it, don't blow it. While squaring away your financial future, consider throwing in with your community and using your personal talents and power for good.
Cancer (June 21-July 20) Unless you're kicking it in the southwest with the rest of the winners, life is probably getting colder in those stockings. And while you have real talent in keeping all kinds of loved ones warm and toasty, you might want to keep a muff for yourself while you transition into full-chill winter. Check the mail. Wear your hat! Something important is blowing in.
Leo (July 21-August 22) Practice moderation, in moderation. Even Buddhist monks go out and get trashed every once in a while. That surprise money you found should be socked away for a rainy day, but you do deserve to indulge yourself every once in a while, just to keep those creative juices flowing. Keep yourself in reserve for that new romance, though. Let your sweetie work up a sweat on your behalf.
Virgo (August 23-September 22) If Frankenstorm didn't muck up your vacation, you should still draw up a fun Plan B for your next outing. Keep your monies tucked in your cups and don't spare change unless the payoff is good for you right now, or for future self-improvements. As always, be ready to make a good first impression.
Libra (September 23-October 22) Job satisfaction can be a heady draught, Stella. Take comfort that wise observers notice the quality of your work, and don't be drawn into disputes over taking credit. There will be haters and those who try to steal your spotlight. But this is your show. Those who keep their heads about them offer good advice, so take heed.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21) Style breeds gossip, and you tend to trend in both. Bring your shaker, because the tales you'll be told need a few grains of salt. When it comes to sordid tales about your loved ones, talk to your sweetie and ask for an explanation before you unleash your wrath. Make honesty your policy in your work, especially when it's easier not to.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 20) Juggle your days a little and take some time off to yourself. That big future of yours needs some careful reexamination. Change is never easy, often painful, but never so much as when it's too late. While thinking things over, take yourself off the market. You can always rekindle that banked romance later.
Capricorn (December 21-January 20) You have a chance to dance your way to a greater stage. Give that series of moves some thought, and don't forget all the people you work with now. If a good answer can't be found, talk to someone with some experience in big changes and seek advice. Old flames might flicker now and again, and could be worth the distraction.
Aquarius (January 21-February 18) Your love life can race the autobahn this month, which means exhilaration, speed, and terror. Keep a tight hold on the “oh shit” bar and that ride will take you to fancy new places. Others will covet your glamor and poise, but don't be threatened by them. They're just jealous.
Pisces (February 18-March 20) No one likes homework. When the job comes home too often, you can find yourself in a stressful mess. Keep your boundaries clearly defined for a while. If someone steps all over your marks, be gentle with them. You might win yourself a strong friend and ally just for being cool.
