Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
An air of excitement and newness comes on this month, courtesy of the moon and Neptune, the most sensitive planets in your chart. Sometimes the most exciting adventures are the ones we don't plan. Your romantic life may benefit from this chill vibe; your wish COULD be your partner's command, if you ask nicely. Or chat up an attractive stranger and see if there's a love connection.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Come one, come all: It's a "more's the merrier" at Chateau Taurus! The moon is in Cancer, your gregarious and expressive third house, and when it syncs up with party-loving Neptune in your social sector on, you'll be game for everything. Just one caveat: moon-Neptune connections don't offer much in the way of self-discipline, so stay mindful. It'll be easy to overdo it.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20)
The month begins with the moon camped out in your luxury-loving second house, and you'll only have a taste for the finer things. But when the moon makes a harmonious angle with motivational Mars and snuggle-bunny Venus in your domestic fourth house, the last thing you'll be interested in is getting out of your jammies and going anywhere. Enjoy the simple extravagance of staying in and catching up on craft/paperwork or binge-watching your favorite series.
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22)
It's your time to shine, Calypso. With your celestial ruler, the moon, in your sign as the month begins, you'll be in your element. This is the time to drop your inhibitions and go for it! Your fearlessness could inspire your friends, too. And with la luna synced up with creative Neptune in your travel zone, you could take your show on the road. Platonic lines could be mutually crossed, or you might meet an engaging new person through a mutual friend.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
What's it gonna be, Kitty? In or out? You could go either way, thanks to the moon in your twelfth house of rest and fantasy synced up with starry-eyed Neptune in your sultry eighth house. Follow your heart and don't worry. If you feel like you need a nonjudgmental ear or shoulder to lean on, turn to your sweetie or close friend. It's okay to be the one who needs a little support now and then.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
The moon spends the first of the month in Cancer, your group activity sector, and your mantra is the more's the merrier. Whether you're playing host, being a guest or hitting the town, your companions will share your festive spirit. This rare connection amps up your mojo in a big way! It won't take much for sparks to fly. Don't be shy about expressing yourself.
Libra
(September 23 - October 22)
With the moon holding court in your tenth house of status and public image, you won't shy away from the spotlight. As a Libra, you know it's more fun to share than hog the glory. Round up some friends and organize a coat drive or volunteer at a soup kitchen over the upcoming holiday season.
Scorpio
(October 23 - November 21)
With the moon hunkered down in your worldly ninth house as the month dawns, that heart-shaped arrow might be aimed at YOU. Travel is in the cards, so don't reflexively say no to a adventure out of town. That could be just the spice you need. A friendship could suddenly offer a benefits package, or you could bump into a stranger and talk all night. The farther you venture from your comfort zone, the better.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
With Neptune camped out in your domestic fourth house, you might prefer to stay in—with a few close friends, with or without little ones in tow. Attached Archers can strengthen their bond discussing your goals and desires with your mate. Single? Follow up on a simmering work flirtation, or treat yourself to an upscale brunch with a well-heeled friend. And definitely talk to strangers!
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
This month, the moon makes a favorable angle with love planets Venus and Mars in your ninth house of travel and adventure. Can you and your sweetie head out on a spontaneous romantic road trip? If not, park in front of the computer and start researching some dream winter getaways (close to home or, say, Santorini). Single Goats could catch a vibe with someone who's not your usual type. Don't overanalyze this: just go for it!
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
The month heats up in the romance department, as the moon forms a harmonious angle to love planets Venus and Mars in your seductive eighth house. Anytime is sexytime, Aquarius! Because those planets are in analytical Virgo, you could find yourself fixated on processing your emotions. While it may be tough to get clear answers about your love life, you should be able to puzzle things out when it comes to your career or money.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
That passionate moon forms a supportive and sex-positive angle to lovebirds Venus and Mars in your relationship zone. This is just the kind of cosmic influence that could lead to a spontaneous proposal or the urge to make a baby. Single Pisces should get out there and work it! You wouldn't want to miss this golden opportunity to meet someone with potential.
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October Horoscopes, BurlesqueBitch
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
This might actually feel like the end of a major life chapter and the beginning of a whole new act. The stage is set for some deep soul-searching. If you're still searching for an answer, you need to make some changes, stat! Change can be scary, but once you're through it, you'll wonder what took you so long. Go ahead: Face that blank canvas with courage and passion.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Friends you normally find fun and exciting could drain your batteries. Steer clear of the drama queens and divas in your circle. You might be happier on your own—perhaps even by taking a little getaway. Inwardly, you've been going through a profound process of expansion and spiritual growth. But before you can ring in the new, you need to release the old.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Even if you've hit some professional roadblocks recently, you're closer to your goals than you think. This is an ideal opportunity to get to the heart of the issue and see what's holding you back (or see why you THINK you're being thwarted). This month could bring change to a friendship or an exciting chance to collaborate with someone you admire.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Careful what you wish for! If you've been talking about a spontaneous trip somewhere (to your college roommate in Venice Beach or maybe with your S.O. to Venice, Italy), be prepared to put your boarding pass where your mouth is. You only live once, Cancer, and opportunities like this don't come around every day. If you can't get out of Dodge, there are plenty of ways to quell your thirst for exploration.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your generous nature could slip into spendthrift terrain if you're not careful, Leo, so set some limits before you leave the house or log on to your favorite e-commerce sites. The moon is also firing up your seductive eighth house, and you might not realize just how strong your mojo is. Be mindful of the effect you're having on others, who could mistake your friendliness and exuberance for something more.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
A key relationship comes under the famous Virgo microscope, and might lead to the kind of change you've been hoping for! A shift is possible, but it takes two to tango! This is a perfect time to initiate a dialogue about your individual needs and, specifically, how to maintain your independence while still being part of a team. Maybe one of you needs to loosen your grip—or go more all in. The key is finding a compromise that works for both of you.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
As the cosmic queen of the balancing act, you understand better than anyone that negotiation and sticking to a schedule are the keys to success. But a faceoff between the moon in your organized sixth house and indie-spirited Jupiter could bring out your inner wild child—you know, the one who'd rather blow off her duties and have a long, Bellini-fueled brunch with her squad. And yet, your wiser self knows you'll only wind up scrambling to make up for lost time later. How's this for a Libran compromise: Get up a little early, do your errands, squeeze in some exercise and meet the crew for happy hour instead.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make sure you're actually voicing your inner truth and not responding to something external. Because the moon is locked into an opposition with freedom-loving Jupiter in your social network zone, you could be overly sensitive to anyone you sense is trying to label or limit you. Of course you're entitled to your opinions, but you don't have to get into a "me against the world" mindset to be true to your ideals. Instead of pushing someone away, why not invite him or her (or them) to join you on a weekend adventure?
Saggitarius (November 22 - December 21)
As much as you love your family, you might feel like they're suffocating you, thanks to an opposition between the moon in your domestic corner and freedom-seeking Jupiter in your tenth house of career and public life. You want to be there for them, but under this cosmic influence, it's far more important for you to assert yourself and your individuality—and right now, you can't seem to reconcile the two. No worries, Diane! This isn't an all-or-nothing, permanent situation. Do your own thing, and soon you'll be out of the pressure cooker.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Craving some ch-ch-changes, Cap? More than anything, you're aching for new experiences and a change of scenery—and woe to the person who dares stand in your way! You don't have to drop everything to hop on the next plane to Phnom Penh, however; local adventures will suit you just fine. The point is to bust out of your routines and let your environment and companionship stimulate you. It'll do wonders for your work productivity as well.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Hang on to your wallet, River, and clasp your credit cards for dear life! If you're having a tough time controlling your impulses, do a little soul-searching to get a handle on what that urge is REALLY about. Could you be feeling lonely or sorry for yourself? (Or coveting thy neighbor's fall wardrobe?) Don't do anything you can't undo. Try to distract yourself with hobbies and good company until the feeling passes.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You'd bend over backward for the people you care about, but sometimes, Pisces, it's a better idea to stand up straight and put your needs first. When a discomfiting situation arises, find a loving but firm way to say, "I'd prefer not to." Life is too short to suffer for a paycheck—or for others. Ready or not, Pisces, it's time to live your dreams.
This might actually feel like the end of a major life chapter and the beginning of a whole new act. The stage is set for some deep soul-searching. If you're still searching for an answer, you need to make some changes, stat! Change can be scary, but once you're through it, you'll wonder what took you so long. Go ahead: Face that blank canvas with courage and passion.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Friends you normally find fun and exciting could drain your batteries. Steer clear of the drama queens and divas in your circle. You might be happier on your own—perhaps even by taking a little getaway. Inwardly, you've been going through a profound process of expansion and spiritual growth. But before you can ring in the new, you need to release the old.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Even if you've hit some professional roadblocks recently, you're closer to your goals than you think. This is an ideal opportunity to get to the heart of the issue and see what's holding you back (or see why you THINK you're being thwarted). This month could bring change to a friendship or an exciting chance to collaborate with someone you admire.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Careful what you wish for! If you've been talking about a spontaneous trip somewhere (to your college roommate in Venice Beach or maybe with your S.O. to Venice, Italy), be prepared to put your boarding pass where your mouth is. You only live once, Cancer, and opportunities like this don't come around every day. If you can't get out of Dodge, there are plenty of ways to quell your thirst for exploration.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your generous nature could slip into spendthrift terrain if you're not careful, Leo, so set some limits before you leave the house or log on to your favorite e-commerce sites. The moon is also firing up your seductive eighth house, and you might not realize just how strong your mojo is. Be mindful of the effect you're having on others, who could mistake your friendliness and exuberance for something more.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
A key relationship comes under the famous Virgo microscope, and might lead to the kind of change you've been hoping for! A shift is possible, but it takes two to tango! This is a perfect time to initiate a dialogue about your individual needs and, specifically, how to maintain your independence while still being part of a team. Maybe one of you needs to loosen your grip—or go more all in. The key is finding a compromise that works for both of you.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
As the cosmic queen of the balancing act, you understand better than anyone that negotiation and sticking to a schedule are the keys to success. But a faceoff between the moon in your organized sixth house and indie-spirited Jupiter could bring out your inner wild child—you know, the one who'd rather blow off her duties and have a long, Bellini-fueled brunch with her squad. And yet, your wiser self knows you'll only wind up scrambling to make up for lost time later. How's this for a Libran compromise: Get up a little early, do your errands, squeeze in some exercise and meet the crew for happy hour instead.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make sure you're actually voicing your inner truth and not responding to something external. Because the moon is locked into an opposition with freedom-loving Jupiter in your social network zone, you could be overly sensitive to anyone you sense is trying to label or limit you. Of course you're entitled to your opinions, but you don't have to get into a "me against the world" mindset to be true to your ideals. Instead of pushing someone away, why not invite him or her (or them) to join you on a weekend adventure?
Saggitarius (November 22 - December 21)
As much as you love your family, you might feel like they're suffocating you, thanks to an opposition between the moon in your domestic corner and freedom-seeking Jupiter in your tenth house of career and public life. You want to be there for them, but under this cosmic influence, it's far more important for you to assert yourself and your individuality—and right now, you can't seem to reconcile the two. No worries, Diane! This isn't an all-or-nothing, permanent situation. Do your own thing, and soon you'll be out of the pressure cooker.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Craving some ch-ch-changes, Cap? More than anything, you're aching for new experiences and a change of scenery—and woe to the person who dares stand in your way! You don't have to drop everything to hop on the next plane to Phnom Penh, however; local adventures will suit you just fine. The point is to bust out of your routines and let your environment and companionship stimulate you. It'll do wonders for your work productivity as well.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Hang on to your wallet, River, and clasp your credit cards for dear life! If you're having a tough time controlling your impulses, do a little soul-searching to get a handle on what that urge is REALLY about. Could you be feeling lonely or sorry for yourself? (Or coveting thy neighbor's fall wardrobe?) Don't do anything you can't undo. Try to distract yourself with hobbies and good company until the feeling passes.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You'd bend over backward for the people you care about, but sometimes, Pisces, it's a better idea to stand up straight and put your needs first. When a discomfiting situation arises, find a loving but firm way to say, "I'd prefer not to." Life is too short to suffer for a paycheck—or for others. Ready or not, Pisces, it's time to live your dreams.
Monday, August 17, 2015
How am I still alive?!?!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
The limelight is seeking you out, Gorgeous! Seize this moment to shine in the public eye. Keep things in perspective though; don't neglect to share center stage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking for a straight answer? It's all about asking the right questions, Bullady. Before you launch an interrogation, try to identify exactly what you want. The time is now to get your plan into motion.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Put yourself at the top of your priority list, Gems! Your rising popularity is about to surge off the charts. Conserve time and energy and meld your one-on-one visits into a social gathering. This phase may also inspire you to join forces for creative or professional purposes.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Stock up on tissues, Big Red. Your nurturing nature attracts people in need, but don't let them drain you dry. Offering an empathic ear is generous, but you're not obligated to listen for hours on end.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Kitty, make sure nothing gets in the way of your dreams. You may have been talking a good game, but you need to kick it into high gear. Be careful not to be short or pushy with people. Mind your manners, even if you're in a rush.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Get it, girl! Your can-do attitude soars off the charts during this uber-efficient year. Reach out to the important people in your life. You've got a heart of gold, Virgo, but don't forget to dole out some loving for yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A simmering conflict could transform into a full-on boil, prompting you to officially remove yourself from the posse. But don't despair, Liza. Keep your wits about you and you'll uncover just the right crew for you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make love, not war, Lola. Focus your mojo on someone you can forge a real connection with. Don't settle for second best. Ambition is coursing through your veins so put it to good use and be more competitive.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The moon lights up your partnership house, helping you forge synergistic ties. Where could you and a powerful plus-one be even better as a duo? Remember, Hera, people can't read your mind.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
It's prime time to bring your sizzling fantasies into the real world, Hilde. If you don't have someone to share your sultry desires with (yet), channel that energy into a sexy workout with burlesque, or a salsa dance workshop.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Shine like the supernova that you are, Ariel. Time to take the bull by the horns and go after what—and who—you want. Whether it's jumping back into the dating pool to maximize your odds or reviving the magic with your sweetie, go big or go home.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Mars has a tendency toward impatience, Pearl, so resist the temptation to take shortcuts. Sprinting out your front door or throwing down on the mattress without stretching is just asking for a pulled hamstring.
The limelight is seeking you out, Gorgeous! Seize this moment to shine in the public eye. Keep things in perspective though; don't neglect to share center stage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking for a straight answer? It's all about asking the right questions, Bullady. Before you launch an interrogation, try to identify exactly what you want. The time is now to get your plan into motion.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Put yourself at the top of your priority list, Gems! Your rising popularity is about to surge off the charts. Conserve time and energy and meld your one-on-one visits into a social gathering. This phase may also inspire you to join forces for creative or professional purposes.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Stock up on tissues, Big Red. Your nurturing nature attracts people in need, but don't let them drain you dry. Offering an empathic ear is generous, but you're not obligated to listen for hours on end.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Kitty, make sure nothing gets in the way of your dreams. You may have been talking a good game, but you need to kick it into high gear. Be careful not to be short or pushy with people. Mind your manners, even if you're in a rush.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Get it, girl! Your can-do attitude soars off the charts during this uber-efficient year. Reach out to the important people in your life. You've got a heart of gold, Virgo, but don't forget to dole out some loving for yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A simmering conflict could transform into a full-on boil, prompting you to officially remove yourself from the posse. But don't despair, Liza. Keep your wits about you and you'll uncover just the right crew for you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make love, not war, Lola. Focus your mojo on someone you can forge a real connection with. Don't settle for second best. Ambition is coursing through your veins so put it to good use and be more competitive.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The moon lights up your partnership house, helping you forge synergistic ties. Where could you and a powerful plus-one be even better as a duo? Remember, Hera, people can't read your mind.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
It's prime time to bring your sizzling fantasies into the real world, Hilde. If you don't have someone to share your sultry desires with (yet), channel that energy into a sexy workout with burlesque, or a salsa dance workshop.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Shine like the supernova that you are, Ariel. Time to take the bull by the horns and go after what—and who—you want. Whether it's jumping back into the dating pool to maximize your odds or reviving the magic with your sweetie, go big or go home.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Mars has a tendency toward impatience, Pearl, so resist the temptation to take shortcuts. Sprinting out your front door or throwing down on the mattress without stretching is just asking for a pulled hamstring.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Get out of your head, Aries. If you feel like you're spinning your wheels, talking it out can help propel you forward. Stop overthinking and allow others to offer fresh perspectives. The limelight could also be seeking you out, so seize this moment to shine in the public eye. Mars' influence gives you an extra shot of moxie to face any lingering fears. Keep things in perspective though; don't neglect to share center stage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking for a straight answer? It's all about asking the right questions, Bull. Before you launch an interrogation, try to identify exactly what you want. Mars brings an aggressive energy to the mix, especially if your private space isn't being respected. It will take some restraint to keep your cool, Taurus, so focus on creating new agreements. The time is now to get your plan into motion.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Put yourself at the top of your priority list, Gemini. You're hungry for fresh inspiration, so sneak away to explore the fashion district or your favorite indie bookstore. Your rising popularity is about to surge off the charts, Gemini. Conserve time and energy and meld your one-on-one visits into a social gathering. This phase may also inspire you to join forces for creative or professional purposes.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Stock up on tissues, Cancer. Your nurturing nature attracts people in need, but don't let them drain you dry. Offering an empathic ear is generous, but you're not obligated to listen for hours on end. From snagging that promotion to expanding your client base, income-strengthening opportunities are yours for the taking if you put forth the effort.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Up, up, and away! You'll make sure nothing gets in the way of your dreams. Use the red planet's potency to take bold action. You may have been talking a good game, but you need to kick it into high gear. If you're on a mission, don't invite others along for the ride; they'll only slow you down. Be careful not to be short or pushy with people. Mind your manners, even if you're in a rush.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Get it, girl! Your can-do attitude soars off the charts during this uber-efficient year. Hone in on the power players in your circle, the ones you can learn from, or who will open helpful doors. Reach out to the important people in your life. You've got a heart of gold, Virgo, but don't forget to dole out some loving for yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Motivator Mars barrels into your eleventh house of collaborations, giving you the urge to merge. There's one caveat: be selective! A simmering conflict could transform into a full-on boil, prompting you to officially remove yourself from the posse. But don't despair, Libra. Keep your wits about you and you'll uncover just the right crew for you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make love, not war, Scorpio. Focus your mojo on someone you can forge a real connection with. Don't settle for second best. You're primed to scale that ladder several rungs at a time, thanks to motivator Mars zooming into your career sector. Ambition is coursing through your veins so put it to good use and be more competitive, Scorpio.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The moon lights up your partnership house, helping you forge synergistic ties. Where could you and a powerful plus-one be even better as a duo? Focus on making your current alliances feel balanced and harmonious, too. Remember, Sagittarius, people can't read your mind.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
It's prime time to bring your sizzling fantasies into the real world. If you don't have someone to share your sultry desires with (yet), channel that energy into a sexy workout with burlesque, or a salsa dance workshop. Warning: Mars' energy is intense so careful not to push your partner into commitments that she isn't quite ready for. Turn up the pressure and you may actually put out the fire.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Shine like the supernova that you are, Aquarius! Toss away any ideas about hanging back and waiting to be wooed. Time to take the bull by the horns and go after what—and who—you want. Whether it's jumping back into the dating pool to maximize your odds or reviving the magic with your sweetie, Mars demands action. Go big or go home.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Chateau Pisces beckons, thanks to the moon burrowed in your domestic fourth house. You're in the mood to do some serious nesting, perhaps puttering around the kitchen, decorating your space or gardening. Mars has a tendency toward impatience so resist the temptation to take shortcuts. Sprinting out your front door or throwing down on the mattress without stretching is just asking for a pulled hamstring.
Get out of your head, Aries. If you feel like you're spinning your wheels, talking it out can help propel you forward. Stop overthinking and allow others to offer fresh perspectives. The limelight could also be seeking you out, so seize this moment to shine in the public eye. Mars' influence gives you an extra shot of moxie to face any lingering fears. Keep things in perspective though; don't neglect to share center stage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking for a straight answer? It's all about asking the right questions, Bull. Before you launch an interrogation, try to identify exactly what you want. Mars brings an aggressive energy to the mix, especially if your private space isn't being respected. It will take some restraint to keep your cool, Taurus, so focus on creating new agreements. The time is now to get your plan into motion.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Put yourself at the top of your priority list, Gemini. You're hungry for fresh inspiration, so sneak away to explore the fashion district or your favorite indie bookstore. Your rising popularity is about to surge off the charts, Gemini. Conserve time and energy and meld your one-on-one visits into a social gathering. This phase may also inspire you to join forces for creative or professional purposes.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Stock up on tissues, Cancer. Your nurturing nature attracts people in need, but don't let them drain you dry. Offering an empathic ear is generous, but you're not obligated to listen for hours on end. From snagging that promotion to expanding your client base, income-strengthening opportunities are yours for the taking if you put forth the effort.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Up, up, and away! You'll make sure nothing gets in the way of your dreams. Use the red planet's potency to take bold action. You may have been talking a good game, but you need to kick it into high gear. If you're on a mission, don't invite others along for the ride; they'll only slow you down. Be careful not to be short or pushy with people. Mind your manners, even if you're in a rush.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Get it, girl! Your can-do attitude soars off the charts during this uber-efficient year. Hone in on the power players in your circle, the ones you can learn from, or who will open helpful doors. Reach out to the important people in your life. You've got a heart of gold, Virgo, but don't forget to dole out some loving for yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Motivator Mars barrels into your eleventh house of collaborations, giving you the urge to merge. There's one caveat: be selective! A simmering conflict could transform into a full-on boil, prompting you to officially remove yourself from the posse. But don't despair, Libra. Keep your wits about you and you'll uncover just the right crew for you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Make love, not war, Scorpio. Focus your mojo on someone you can forge a real connection with. Don't settle for second best. You're primed to scale that ladder several rungs at a time, thanks to motivator Mars zooming into your career sector. Ambition is coursing through your veins so put it to good use and be more competitive, Scorpio.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The moon lights up your partnership house, helping you forge synergistic ties. Where could you and a powerful plus-one be even better as a duo? Focus on making your current alliances feel balanced and harmonious, too. Remember, Sagittarius, people can't read your mind.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
It's prime time to bring your sizzling fantasies into the real world. If you don't have someone to share your sultry desires with (yet), channel that energy into a sexy workout with burlesque, or a salsa dance workshop. Warning: Mars' energy is intense so careful not to push your partner into commitments that she isn't quite ready for. Turn up the pressure and you may actually put out the fire.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Shine like the supernova that you are, Aquarius! Toss away any ideas about hanging back and waiting to be wooed. Time to take the bull by the horns and go after what—and who—you want. Whether it's jumping back into the dating pool to maximize your odds or reviving the magic with your sweetie, Mars demands action. Go big or go home.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Chateau Pisces beckons, thanks to the moon burrowed in your domestic fourth house. You're in the mood to do some serious nesting, perhaps puttering around the kitchen, decorating your space or gardening. Mars has a tendency toward impatience so resist the temptation to take shortcuts. Sprinting out your front door or throwing down on the mattress without stretching is just asking for a pulled hamstring.
Sunday, August 9, 2015
Burlypicks Finals 2016 Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Get out of your head, Aries. The moon is in your communication house, urging you to express yourself verbally or in writing. If you feel like you're spinning your wheels, talking it out can help propel you forward. Stop overthinking and allow others to offer fresh perspectives. Reach out to someone you believe you can trust but who doesn't know you very well, like a new friend, colleague, or neighbor. They'll be able to give you genuine objective feedback. Just don't get offended if you don't like what they have to say. Also this year, welcome to the world of high definition! Firecracker Mars grooves into your passionate fifth house of creativity and glamour, pushing you to put yourself out in the world in all your extroverted Aries glory. The limelight could also be seeking you out, so seize this moment to shine in the public eye. Mars' influence gives you an extra shot of moxie to face any lingering fears. Keep things in perspective though; don't neglect to share center stage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking for a straight answer? It's all about asking the right questions, Bull. Before you launch an interrogation, try to identify exactly what you want. If you can't define your desires, how do you expect others to know what you need? Once you're clear on your goals (and the steps to get there), you'll be able to show people precisely how they can pitch in. Also, go-getter Mars decamps to Leo and your domestic fourth house, shaking things up on the homefront. You'll discover a newfound drive to upgrade your decor and spend more quality time with your loved ones. That said, Mars brings an aggressive energy to the mix, especially if your private space isn't being respected. It will take some restraint to keep your cool, Taurus, so focus on creating new agreements. Got a vision for a home-based biz or an entrepreneurial idea directed at the ladies? The time is now to get your plan into motion.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Put yourself at the top of your priority list, Gemini. If you need to reschedule commitments to follow your whims, so be it. (Just don't generate bad karma and leave a loved one high and dry.) You're hungry for fresh inspiration, so sneak away to explore the fashion district or your favorite indie bookstore. Your rising popularity is about to surge off the charts, Gemini. As go-getter Mars blasts through your friendship zone, you'll find yourself on everyone's VIP list. As much as you love being at the center of the action, there's only so much of you to go around, though. Conserve time and energy and meld your one-on-one visits into a social gathering. This phase may also inspire you to join forces for creative or professional purposes.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your heartstrings are getting pulled, Cancer, so stock up on tissues. Your nurturing nature attracts people in need, but don't let them drain you dry. Offering an empathic ear is generous, but you're not obligated to listen for hours on end. At a certain point, you could veer into enabling. Take a step back and let people sort it out on their own. Point them in a helpful direction if you know of any good resources, but remind yourself that they'll eventually discover the right path. Cha-ching! From snagging that promotion to expanding your client base, income-strengthening opportunities are yours for the taking if you put forth the effort. Pull the reins when it comes to spending, though, because your appetite for retail therapy could be strong. Keep your plastic at home, and only opt for items that can stand the test of time.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
The more the merrier! Got a project to tackle? Enlist the help of friends and thank them with dinner or a round of drinks on you later on. Keep your dancing shoes (and business cards) at the ready, too, as you could be invited to a slew of parties and gatherings. You'll command the crowds with your witty bon mots, and make some great connections. Up, up, and away! You'll make sure nothing gets in the way of your dreams. Use the red planet's potency to take bold action. You may have been talking a good game, but you need to kick it into high gear. If you're on a mission, don't invite others along for the ride; they'll only slow you down. Still, you'll need to practice patience during this restless cycle. Be careful not to be short or pushy with people. Mind your manners, even if you're in a rush.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Get it, girl! Your can-do attitude soars off the charts during this uber-efficient year. Hone in on the power players in your circle, the ones you can learn from, or who will open helpful doors. Invite one of them out for lunch in return for some feedback about an idea you're developing. Reach out to the important people in your life. You've got a heart of gold, Virgo, but don't forget to dole out some loving for yourself. Letting your own needs take a backseat to others' is a recipe for burnout. Balance your commitments to get in some extra R&R. Mars energizes your creative side, making now the perfect time for nurturing your inner artist.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A person with different life experience can open your eyes to exciting possibilities you hadn't considered. The ninth house rules long-distance travel and connections. Accept an invite to a friend's country house or pack up and caravan it to the beach. Fire off an email to a faraway contact to initiate a reunion. It could lead anywhere, like a co-created business idea or a week together on the beaches of Bali. Motivator Mars barrels into your eleventh house of collaborations, giving you the urge to merge. There's one caveat: be selective! As much as Mars energizes, it also aggravates. A simmering conflict could transform into a full-on boil, prompting you to officially remove yourself from the posse. But don't despair, Libra. Keep your wits about you and you'll uncover just the right crew for you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
The Gemini moon electrifies your sensual eighth house, setting your connections on fire. You'll have no qualms about playing the tease, but be aware of other people's limits. While you may see no harm in lightly flirting with someone else's sweetie, not everyone will agree. Make love, not war, Scorpio. Focus your mojo on someone you can forge a real connection with. Don't settle for second best. You're primed to scale that ladder several rungs at a time, thanks to motivator Mars zooming into your career sector. Ambition is coursing through your veins so put it to good use and be more competitive, Scorpio. Mars can also crank up the stress levels. If you're drowning in to-dos, stay sane by hiring an assistant or outsourcing the less important tasks.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The moon lights up your partnership house, helping you forge synergistic ties. Where could you and a powerful plus-one be even better as a duo? Focus on making your current alliances feel balanced and harmonious, too. Remember, Sagittarius, people can't read your mind. Be explicit and straightforward about what you want, so there's no ambiguity. By the same token, ask thoughtful questions so you can meet their expectations as well. Make the most of this cycle and sign up for that training workshop, hire a life or business coach, or finally book that overseas adventure you've been dreaming of. Heads up: Mars serves you a whopping dose of truth serum, so think before you speak, Sagittarius.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
The moon in your self-care sector helps you establish a healthier groove. Steer clear of mood crashers like caffeine and sugar, or heavy brunch fare. Bypass the elevator and take the stairs, and give yourself mini-breaks with a brisk walk around the block. Purge the noise in your head onto paper, or cleanse your mind with meditation. This lunar energy also helps you get organized. Tend to those nagging details or go on a massive decluttering spree. It's prime time to bring your sizzling fantasies into the real world. If you don't have someone to share your sultry desires with (yet), channel that energy into a sexy workout with burlesque, or a salsa dance workshop. Warning: Mars' energy is intense so careful not to push your partner into commitments that she isn't quite ready for. Turn up the pressure and you may actually put out the fire.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Shine like the supernova that you are, Aquarius! The moon lights up your fifth house of fame and self-expression, encouraging you to let it all hang out. Polish your public image, from adding bold new pieces to your wardrobe or set, to upgrading your online presence with new headshots, (or selfies. No shame in your game.) Heads up: a few people lingering in the wings might initially see you as a threat. Be proactive and share the spotlight with them. Give credit where credit's due and welcome their input. It takes two to make a thing go right, Aquarius. Toss away any ideas about hanging back and waiting to be wooed. Time to take the bull by the horns and go after what—and who—you want. Whether it's jumping back into the dating pool to maximize your odds or reviving the magic with your sweetie, Mars demands action. Go big or go home.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Chateau Pisces beckons, thanks to the moon burrowed in your domestic fourth house. You're in the mood to do some serious nesting, perhaps puttering around the kitchen, decorating your space or gardening. Connecting with family and close friends who love you will soothe your soul. Save the mingling and parties for another time, unless you're gathering with familiar faces. If you must head out into the big bad world, bring along some creature comforts. Your work life also may explode with activity, underscoring the importance of balanced meals and physical activity to carry you through this stressful period unscathed. Mars has a tendency toward impatience so resist the temptation to take shortcuts. Sprinting out your front door or throwing down on the mattress without stretching is just asking for a pulled hamstring.
Get out of your head, Aries. The moon is in your communication house, urging you to express yourself verbally or in writing. If you feel like you're spinning your wheels, talking it out can help propel you forward. Stop overthinking and allow others to offer fresh perspectives. Reach out to someone you believe you can trust but who doesn't know you very well, like a new friend, colleague, or neighbor. They'll be able to give you genuine objective feedback. Just don't get offended if you don't like what they have to say. Also this year, welcome to the world of high definition! Firecracker Mars grooves into your passionate fifth house of creativity and glamour, pushing you to put yourself out in the world in all your extroverted Aries glory. The limelight could also be seeking you out, so seize this moment to shine in the public eye. Mars' influence gives you an extra shot of moxie to face any lingering fears. Keep things in perspective though; don't neglect to share center stage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Looking for a straight answer? It's all about asking the right questions, Bull. Before you launch an interrogation, try to identify exactly what you want. If you can't define your desires, how do you expect others to know what you need? Once you're clear on your goals (and the steps to get there), you'll be able to show people precisely how they can pitch in. Also, go-getter Mars decamps to Leo and your domestic fourth house, shaking things up on the homefront. You'll discover a newfound drive to upgrade your decor and spend more quality time with your loved ones. That said, Mars brings an aggressive energy to the mix, especially if your private space isn't being respected. It will take some restraint to keep your cool, Taurus, so focus on creating new agreements. Got a vision for a home-based biz or an entrepreneurial idea directed at the ladies? The time is now to get your plan into motion.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Put yourself at the top of your priority list, Gemini. If you need to reschedule commitments to follow your whims, so be it. (Just don't generate bad karma and leave a loved one high and dry.) You're hungry for fresh inspiration, so sneak away to explore the fashion district or your favorite indie bookstore. Your rising popularity is about to surge off the charts, Gemini. As go-getter Mars blasts through your friendship zone, you'll find yourself on everyone's VIP list. As much as you love being at the center of the action, there's only so much of you to go around, though. Conserve time and energy and meld your one-on-one visits into a social gathering. This phase may also inspire you to join forces for creative or professional purposes.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your heartstrings are getting pulled, Cancer, so stock up on tissues. Your nurturing nature attracts people in need, but don't let them drain you dry. Offering an empathic ear is generous, but you're not obligated to listen for hours on end. At a certain point, you could veer into enabling. Take a step back and let people sort it out on their own. Point them in a helpful direction if you know of any good resources, but remind yourself that they'll eventually discover the right path. Cha-ching! From snagging that promotion to expanding your client base, income-strengthening opportunities are yours for the taking if you put forth the effort. Pull the reins when it comes to spending, though, because your appetite for retail therapy could be strong. Keep your plastic at home, and only opt for items that can stand the test of time.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
The more the merrier! Got a project to tackle? Enlist the help of friends and thank them with dinner or a round of drinks on you later on. Keep your dancing shoes (and business cards) at the ready, too, as you could be invited to a slew of parties and gatherings. You'll command the crowds with your witty bon mots, and make some great connections. Up, up, and away! You'll make sure nothing gets in the way of your dreams. Use the red planet's potency to take bold action. You may have been talking a good game, but you need to kick it into high gear. If you're on a mission, don't invite others along for the ride; they'll only slow you down. Still, you'll need to practice patience during this restless cycle. Be careful not to be short or pushy with people. Mind your manners, even if you're in a rush.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Get it, girl! Your can-do attitude soars off the charts during this uber-efficient year. Hone in on the power players in your circle, the ones you can learn from, or who will open helpful doors. Invite one of them out for lunch in return for some feedback about an idea you're developing. Reach out to the important people in your life. You've got a heart of gold, Virgo, but don't forget to dole out some loving for yourself. Letting your own needs take a backseat to others' is a recipe for burnout. Balance your commitments to get in some extra R&R. Mars energizes your creative side, making now the perfect time for nurturing your inner artist.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A person with different life experience can open your eyes to exciting possibilities you hadn't considered. The ninth house rules long-distance travel and connections. Accept an invite to a friend's country house or pack up and caravan it to the beach. Fire off an email to a faraway contact to initiate a reunion. It could lead anywhere, like a co-created business idea or a week together on the beaches of Bali. Motivator Mars barrels into your eleventh house of collaborations, giving you the urge to merge. There's one caveat: be selective! As much as Mars energizes, it also aggravates. A simmering conflict could transform into a full-on boil, prompting you to officially remove yourself from the posse. But don't despair, Libra. Keep your wits about you and you'll uncover just the right crew for you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
The Gemini moon electrifies your sensual eighth house, setting your connections on fire. You'll have no qualms about playing the tease, but be aware of other people's limits. While you may see no harm in lightly flirting with someone else's sweetie, not everyone will agree. Make love, not war, Scorpio. Focus your mojo on someone you can forge a real connection with. Don't settle for second best. You're primed to scale that ladder several rungs at a time, thanks to motivator Mars zooming into your career sector. Ambition is coursing through your veins so put it to good use and be more competitive, Scorpio. Mars can also crank up the stress levels. If you're drowning in to-dos, stay sane by hiring an assistant or outsourcing the less important tasks.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The moon lights up your partnership house, helping you forge synergistic ties. Where could you and a powerful plus-one be even better as a duo? Focus on making your current alliances feel balanced and harmonious, too. Remember, Sagittarius, people can't read your mind. Be explicit and straightforward about what you want, so there's no ambiguity. By the same token, ask thoughtful questions so you can meet their expectations as well. Make the most of this cycle and sign up for that training workshop, hire a life or business coach, or finally book that overseas adventure you've been dreaming of. Heads up: Mars serves you a whopping dose of truth serum, so think before you speak, Sagittarius.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
The moon in your self-care sector helps you establish a healthier groove. Steer clear of mood crashers like caffeine and sugar, or heavy brunch fare. Bypass the elevator and take the stairs, and give yourself mini-breaks with a brisk walk around the block. Purge the noise in your head onto paper, or cleanse your mind with meditation. This lunar energy also helps you get organized. Tend to those nagging details or go on a massive decluttering spree. It's prime time to bring your sizzling fantasies into the real world. If you don't have someone to share your sultry desires with (yet), channel that energy into a sexy workout with burlesque, or a salsa dance workshop. Warning: Mars' energy is intense so careful not to push your partner into commitments that she isn't quite ready for. Turn up the pressure and you may actually put out the fire.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Shine like the supernova that you are, Aquarius! The moon lights up your fifth house of fame and self-expression, encouraging you to let it all hang out. Polish your public image, from adding bold new pieces to your wardrobe or set, to upgrading your online presence with new headshots, (or selfies. No shame in your game.) Heads up: a few people lingering in the wings might initially see you as a threat. Be proactive and share the spotlight with them. Give credit where credit's due and welcome their input. It takes two to make a thing go right, Aquarius. Toss away any ideas about hanging back and waiting to be wooed. Time to take the bull by the horns and go after what—and who—you want. Whether it's jumping back into the dating pool to maximize your odds or reviving the magic with your sweetie, Mars demands action. Go big or go home.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Chateau Pisces beckons, thanks to the moon burrowed in your domestic fourth house. You're in the mood to do some serious nesting, perhaps puttering around the kitchen, decorating your space or gardening. Connecting with family and close friends who love you will soothe your soul. Save the mingling and parties for another time, unless you're gathering with familiar faces. If you must head out into the big bad world, bring along some creature comforts. Your work life also may explode with activity, underscoring the importance of balanced meals and physical activity to carry you through this stressful period unscathed. Mars has a tendency toward impatience so resist the temptation to take shortcuts. Sprinting out your front door or throwing down on the mattress without stretching is just asking for a pulled hamstring.
Monday, July 27, 2015
Burlesque Bitch Horoscopes, August 2015
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
No one's tying you down, Aries, and following other people's rules is definitely not on the agenda either. You'd much rather fly free, even if you close yourself off to other opportunities. Heads up, Ram: your impulsive side could cloud your better judgment. Making snap decisions could mean misreading others, so slow down and get the facts. It will save you from rushing headlong down a dead end.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Your soul seeks a confidante, Taurus. Follow that instinct, but be discerning with whom you choose to open your heart. While you may be aching to unload on a willing ear in your midst, save this sensitive information for someone you truly trust. You won't be pleased if your private life becomes the hottest gossip on the grapevine.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
One-on-one interactions will work best, Gemini. If there's a conflict to resolve, you'll be able to diffuse the tension by tackling one troublemaker at a time. People sometimes fail to assume personal responsibility when part of a pack. Don't put yourself in the line of fire by confronting a clique. When you speak with each of them individually, it won't take much to woo them with your sweet-talking ways.
Cancer (June 20 - July 22)
Rein it in, Cancer! Before diving headfirst into a complicated venture, make organization your top priority. Create a doable timeline, map out a clear action plan, declutter your workspace. Warning, think before you speak. No-nonsense directness could backfire, so be thoughtful in what you say to whom. Also, reconnect with an influential ex-colleague, and an exciting opportunity could wind up in your lap.
Leo (July 22 -August 23)
Truth is stranger than fiction, Leo. While you may be presented with some out-there propositions, silence your inner critic and tune out the naysayers. Just because some friends will be flabbergasted to find you knee-deep in such a situation, doesn't mean it's a bad idea. If the thought of jumping in with both feet lights your fire, go for it. Why miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity because others don't approve? Enjoy the ride!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Oh, detail-loving Virgo. The cosmos call on you to sharpen your already-astute senses to transform a project from so-so to sensational. Add in the bells and whistles, and take time to include those personal touches. Use the same logic in your relationships as well. Just one small and simple act of kindness can bring your bond to a deeper level.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Nothing pushes your buttons more than injustice, Libra, but pause before you accuse someone of being unfair. Consider if you've actually communicated what you need. A relationship will substantially improve if you use your voice. You'll be in awe of how effortless it will be to have your wants acknowledged and attended to. Before you fly off the handle, give others a chance to step up to the plate.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
It's all about the forest, not the trees, Scorpio. You've got grand plans bouncing around in your brain, but you first need to establish a solid foundation before building. Focusing on the finer points will only slow down your progress right now. Concentrate on creating a basic framework that has room for bells and whistles later on. Just put one foot in front of the other, and you'll eventually get to where you want to go.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
This is not the time to hang back, waiting to be wooed. Single or spoken for, you need to show initiative. If you're seeking a mate, don't sell yourself as something you're not, though. Authenticity is what will attract someone truly compatible. Coupled? Surprise your sweetie with a table for two at a rooftop hotspot, or prime seats at a must-see show. Painting the town crimson, like the power couple you are, will put you both in the mood. Rawr!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Workaholism, interrupted. The moon-Uranus trine urges you to lift your nose from the grindstone to take time for a close friend or family member. Tending to business can act as a convenient vehicle to distract you from what's really going on in your heart. Connect with a loved one, and honor your feelings by sharing them. When you relieve yourself of this emotional weight, you'll be all the more efficient later on.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Save your rabble-rousing ways for another day, Aquarius, and join in on the fun. As a cooperative Water Bearer, you're happy to be a team player, just as long as your individuality isn't silenced in the process. With that in mind, dip your toe into different ponds. Try your hand at that activity your pal has been raving about. Alternatively, head out on your own and immerse yourself in a scene where you don't know a soul. New people can bring out fresh and engaging parts of your personality.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Does your work fail to light a fire in your belly, Pisces? Take matters into your own hands and drum up a challenge for yourself. You're definitely capable of achieving more. Kick-start your mojo into action, and raise the bar higher than you think you can go. If you stay focused, you'll be able to reach it, and feel pretty darn proud of yourself, too.
No one's tying you down, Aries, and following other people's rules is definitely not on the agenda either. You'd much rather fly free, even if you close yourself off to other opportunities. Heads up, Ram: your impulsive side could cloud your better judgment. Making snap decisions could mean misreading others, so slow down and get the facts. It will save you from rushing headlong down a dead end.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Your soul seeks a confidante, Taurus. Follow that instinct, but be discerning with whom you choose to open your heart. While you may be aching to unload on a willing ear in your midst, save this sensitive information for someone you truly trust. You won't be pleased if your private life becomes the hottest gossip on the grapevine.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
One-on-one interactions will work best, Gemini. If there's a conflict to resolve, you'll be able to diffuse the tension by tackling one troublemaker at a time. People sometimes fail to assume personal responsibility when part of a pack. Don't put yourself in the line of fire by confronting a clique. When you speak with each of them individually, it won't take much to woo them with your sweet-talking ways.
Cancer (June 20 - July 22)
Rein it in, Cancer! Before diving headfirst into a complicated venture, make organization your top priority. Create a doable timeline, map out a clear action plan, declutter your workspace. Warning, think before you speak. No-nonsense directness could backfire, so be thoughtful in what you say to whom. Also, reconnect with an influential ex-colleague, and an exciting opportunity could wind up in your lap.
Leo (July 22 -August 23)
Truth is stranger than fiction, Leo. While you may be presented with some out-there propositions, silence your inner critic and tune out the naysayers. Just because some friends will be flabbergasted to find you knee-deep in such a situation, doesn't mean it's a bad idea. If the thought of jumping in with both feet lights your fire, go for it. Why miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity because others don't approve? Enjoy the ride!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Oh, detail-loving Virgo. The cosmos call on you to sharpen your already-astute senses to transform a project from so-so to sensational. Add in the bells and whistles, and take time to include those personal touches. Use the same logic in your relationships as well. Just one small and simple act of kindness can bring your bond to a deeper level.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Nothing pushes your buttons more than injustice, Libra, but pause before you accuse someone of being unfair. Consider if you've actually communicated what you need. A relationship will substantially improve if you use your voice. You'll be in awe of how effortless it will be to have your wants acknowledged and attended to. Before you fly off the handle, give others a chance to step up to the plate.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
It's all about the forest, not the trees, Scorpio. You've got grand plans bouncing around in your brain, but you first need to establish a solid foundation before building. Focusing on the finer points will only slow down your progress right now. Concentrate on creating a basic framework that has room for bells and whistles later on. Just put one foot in front of the other, and you'll eventually get to where you want to go.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
This is not the time to hang back, waiting to be wooed. Single or spoken for, you need to show initiative. If you're seeking a mate, don't sell yourself as something you're not, though. Authenticity is what will attract someone truly compatible. Coupled? Surprise your sweetie with a table for two at a rooftop hotspot, or prime seats at a must-see show. Painting the town crimson, like the power couple you are, will put you both in the mood. Rawr!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Workaholism, interrupted. The moon-Uranus trine urges you to lift your nose from the grindstone to take time for a close friend or family member. Tending to business can act as a convenient vehicle to distract you from what's really going on in your heart. Connect with a loved one, and honor your feelings by sharing them. When you relieve yourself of this emotional weight, you'll be all the more efficient later on.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Save your rabble-rousing ways for another day, Aquarius, and join in on the fun. As a cooperative Water Bearer, you're happy to be a team player, just as long as your individuality isn't silenced in the process. With that in mind, dip your toe into different ponds. Try your hand at that activity your pal has been raving about. Alternatively, head out on your own and immerse yourself in a scene where you don't know a soul. New people can bring out fresh and engaging parts of your personality.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Does your work fail to light a fire in your belly, Pisces? Take matters into your own hands and drum up a challenge for yourself. You're definitely capable of achieving more. Kick-start your mojo into action, and raise the bar higher than you think you can go. If you stay focused, you'll be able to reach it, and feel pretty darn proud of yourself, too.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Horoscopes July 2015, BurlesqueBitch
Aries (March 19 - April 19)
Throwing a temper tantrum isn't the best tactic to take this month, Ram. A faceoff of the moon and impulsive Uranus in Aries could set you off like a firecracker in the blink of an eye, making it imperative you pause before you pop. Dig deep and give others the benefit of the doubt. There's a chance they're oblivious to how their ideas offend you. Instead of throwing the baby out with the bathwater, suggest an alternative course of action that would be advantageous for both of you. P.S. Don't forget to breathe.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
This month's moon-Uranus faceoff can push your stress levels to the edge. Change can be destabilizing for your security-loving sign, but you CAN maintain your center through it all, Taurus. Routine has the power to ground you regardless of the chaos that might be invading your space. Meditate for ten minutes before launching your day, take a walk on your break, drink a calming cup of chamomile before clocking out. Carrying a smooth stone or rose quartz crystal in your pocket can also help keep you anchored.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Don't get sucked into other people's drama. A volatile moon-Uranus opposition could churn up the fireworks in your crew. Trying to play peacekeeper while soothing bruised egos can be exhausting, Gemini. Instead of letting these energy vampires drain you dry, assume control. Get a wide-angle view of the situation, and put your posse back on track. If your crew is completely off the rails, you might be best to proceed on your own until they get a firmer grip on reality.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Opposition between the moon and unpredictable Uranus could throw you a major curveball at work, causing your stress levels to shoot through the roof. Never mind trying to keep a brave face on, Cancer. The floodgates threaten to break open, so speed-dial one of your confidantes to let it all out. No matter how unmanageable this situation seems, others can help you work through it, and remind you not to take things to heart.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Throw out the rulebook and all your well thought-out plans, Leo. The cosmos have another idea in store for you. With the moon and erratic Uranus opposing each other, you'll need to improvise and take it as it comes. While it can be an exasperating experience, see it as an opportunity to let your creative side shine through. Who knows? You might even find yourself heading out of town later in the month. Keep rolling with the punches.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Breathe, Virgo, breathe. Opposition between the moon and volatile Uranus could churn up some extreme emotions. Whether you're coming from a place of fear, rage, or jealousy, it's important you don't react. Don't wait to go over the edge before picking up the phone. And dial carefully. Reach out to your sensitive and grounded confidantes to help you regain perspective.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Talk about testing your patience! With unreasonable Uranus facing off with the moon, a particular person could prove nearly impossible to deal with. Hold off on planning your exit strategy, Libra. While this person has as much tact as a sledgehammer, s/he could be raising valid points to consider. Get off the defensive, and co-create a solution. If you're too wound up to engage productively, put the process on pause and try again tomorrow.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Don't even waste your energy trying to control a situation this month, Scorpio. With the moon facing off with unpredictable Uranus, the only thing to do is surrender. Instead of trying to whip this mess into shape, assume an observer role and see what people are truly made of. This way, you'll be able to identify where they fall short; then, you can decide if it's something you can live with. That said, odds are good that you won't be disappointed, giving you more reason to trust the trajectory of a certain relationship.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
It might look like a sure thing, but don't bet the farm on it, Sagittarius. The faceoff between the moon and unpredictable Uranus puts a situation on shaky ground. Spread yourself around instead of placing all your chips on one number. See what other opportunities you can drum up, establish a Plan B, and reach out to friends to help keep your anxiety at bay. Once you see that you've got a wealth of options to explore, you'll be able to breathe easier.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Domestic drama alert! A faceoff between the moon and volatile Uranus could ignite a roomie, relative, or close friend into a fury, particularly if you've been neglecting them due to work demands. Perhaps it's you who is in a huff because you aren't receiving adequate appreciation for everything you do. Don't allow others to take advantage of you, Capricorn. Should others pressure you for more time together, don't be afraid to gently remind them that also reap the rewards of your long hours.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Say what? With the moon and Uranus facing off you need to be extra cautious when arranging agreements with others. You may not be able to tell when people are being slippery with their words. The best way to protect yourself from a tight spot down the road is to put it in writing today. Be it an attorney-approved contract, an official deal memo, or even a confirmation email, getting it in black and white ensures you're both aligned from the get-go.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Be prudent about parting with your cash this month, Pisces. The moon and unpredictable Uranus form an opposition in your money sectors, blurring your sound economic sense. Make no assumptions about any financial exchanges, and don't even think about pulling out your credit card until you know returning the item is possible. If you're considering a business collaboration, get the details down in black and white and protect what's yours.
Throwing a temper tantrum isn't the best tactic to take this month, Ram. A faceoff of the moon and impulsive Uranus in Aries could set you off like a firecracker in the blink of an eye, making it imperative you pause before you pop. Dig deep and give others the benefit of the doubt. There's a chance they're oblivious to how their ideas offend you. Instead of throwing the baby out with the bathwater, suggest an alternative course of action that would be advantageous for both of you. P.S. Don't forget to breathe.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
This month's moon-Uranus faceoff can push your stress levels to the edge. Change can be destabilizing for your security-loving sign, but you CAN maintain your center through it all, Taurus. Routine has the power to ground you regardless of the chaos that might be invading your space. Meditate for ten minutes before launching your day, take a walk on your break, drink a calming cup of chamomile before clocking out. Carrying a smooth stone or rose quartz crystal in your pocket can also help keep you anchored.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Don't get sucked into other people's drama. A volatile moon-Uranus opposition could churn up the fireworks in your crew. Trying to play peacekeeper while soothing bruised egos can be exhausting, Gemini. Instead of letting these energy vampires drain you dry, assume control. Get a wide-angle view of the situation, and put your posse back on track. If your crew is completely off the rails, you might be best to proceed on your own until they get a firmer grip on reality.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Opposition between the moon and unpredictable Uranus could throw you a major curveball at work, causing your stress levels to shoot through the roof. Never mind trying to keep a brave face on, Cancer. The floodgates threaten to break open, so speed-dial one of your confidantes to let it all out. No matter how unmanageable this situation seems, others can help you work through it, and remind you not to take things to heart.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Throw out the rulebook and all your well thought-out plans, Leo. The cosmos have another idea in store for you. With the moon and erratic Uranus opposing each other, you'll need to improvise and take it as it comes. While it can be an exasperating experience, see it as an opportunity to let your creative side shine through. Who knows? You might even find yourself heading out of town later in the month. Keep rolling with the punches.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Breathe, Virgo, breathe. Opposition between the moon and volatile Uranus could churn up some extreme emotions. Whether you're coming from a place of fear, rage, or jealousy, it's important you don't react. Don't wait to go over the edge before picking up the phone. And dial carefully. Reach out to your sensitive and grounded confidantes to help you regain perspective.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Talk about testing your patience! With unreasonable Uranus facing off with the moon, a particular person could prove nearly impossible to deal with. Hold off on planning your exit strategy, Libra. While this person has as much tact as a sledgehammer, s/he could be raising valid points to consider. Get off the defensive, and co-create a solution. If you're too wound up to engage productively, put the process on pause and try again tomorrow.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Don't even waste your energy trying to control a situation this month, Scorpio. With the moon facing off with unpredictable Uranus, the only thing to do is surrender. Instead of trying to whip this mess into shape, assume an observer role and see what people are truly made of. This way, you'll be able to identify where they fall short; then, you can decide if it's something you can live with. That said, odds are good that you won't be disappointed, giving you more reason to trust the trajectory of a certain relationship.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
It might look like a sure thing, but don't bet the farm on it, Sagittarius. The faceoff between the moon and unpredictable Uranus puts a situation on shaky ground. Spread yourself around instead of placing all your chips on one number. See what other opportunities you can drum up, establish a Plan B, and reach out to friends to help keep your anxiety at bay. Once you see that you've got a wealth of options to explore, you'll be able to breathe easier.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Domestic drama alert! A faceoff between the moon and volatile Uranus could ignite a roomie, relative, or close friend into a fury, particularly if you've been neglecting them due to work demands. Perhaps it's you who is in a huff because you aren't receiving adequate appreciation for everything you do. Don't allow others to take advantage of you, Capricorn. Should others pressure you for more time together, don't be afraid to gently remind them that also reap the rewards of your long hours.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Say what? With the moon and Uranus facing off you need to be extra cautious when arranging agreements with others. You may not be able to tell when people are being slippery with their words. The best way to protect yourself from a tight spot down the road is to put it in writing today. Be it an attorney-approved contract, an official deal memo, or even a confirmation email, getting it in black and white ensures you're both aligned from the get-go.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Be prudent about parting with your cash this month, Pisces. The moon and unpredictable Uranus form an opposition in your money sectors, blurring your sound economic sense. Make no assumptions about any financial exchanges, and don't even think about pulling out your credit card until you know returning the item is possible. If you're considering a business collaboration, get the details down in black and white and protect what's yours.
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