Thursday, June 25, 2015

Horoscopes July 2015, BurlesqueBitch

Aries (March 19 - April 19)

Throwing a temper tantrum isn't the best tactic to take this month, Ram. A faceoff of the moon and impulsive Uranus in Aries could set you off like a firecracker in the blink of an eye, making it imperative you pause before you pop. Dig deep and give others the benefit of the doubt. There's a chance they're oblivious to how their ideas offend you. Instead of throwing the baby out with the bathwater, suggest an alternative course of action that would be advantageous for both of you. P.S. Don't forget to breathe.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

This month's moon-Uranus faceoff can push your stress levels to the edge. Change can be destabilizing for your security-loving sign, but you CAN maintain your center through it all, Taurus. Routine has the power to ground you regardless of the chaos that might be invading your space. Meditate for ten minutes before launching your day, take a walk on your break, drink a calming cup of chamomile before clocking out. Carrying a smooth stone or rose quartz crystal in your pocket can also help keep you anchored.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Don't get sucked into other people's drama. A volatile moon-Uranus opposition could churn up the fireworks in your crew. Trying to play peacekeeper while soothing bruised egos can be exhausting, Gemini. Instead of letting these energy vampires drain you dry, assume control. Get a wide-angle view of the situation, and put your posse back on track. If your crew is completely off the rails, you might be best to proceed on your own until they get a firmer grip on reality.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Opposition between the moon and unpredictable Uranus could throw you a major curveball at work, causing your stress levels to shoot through the roof. Never mind trying to keep a brave face on, Cancer. The floodgates threaten to break open, so speed-dial one of your confidantes to let it all out. No matter how unmanageable this situation seems, others can help you work through it, and remind you not to take things to heart.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Throw out the rulebook and all your well thought-out plans, Leo. The cosmos have another idea in store for you. With the moon and erratic Uranus opposing each other, you'll need to improvise and take it as it comes. While it can be an exasperating experience, see it as an opportunity to let your creative side shine through. Who knows? You might even find yourself heading out of town later in the month. Keep rolling with the punches.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Breathe, Virgo, breathe. Opposition between the moon and volatile Uranus could churn up some extreme emotions. Whether you're coming from a place of fear, rage, or jealousy, it's important you don't react. Don't wait to go over the edge before picking up the phone. And dial carefully. Reach out to your sensitive and grounded confidantes to help you regain perspective.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Talk about testing your patience! With unreasonable Uranus facing off with the moon, a particular person could prove nearly impossible to deal with. Hold off on planning your exit strategy, Libra. While this person has as much tact as a sledgehammer, s/he could be raising valid points to consider. Get off the defensive, and co-create a solution. If you're too wound up to engage productively, put the process on pause and try again tomorrow.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Don't even waste your energy trying to control a situation this month, Scorpio. With the moon facing off with unpredictable Uranus, the only thing to do is surrender. Instead of trying to whip this mess into shape, assume an observer role and see what people are truly made of. This way, you'll be able to identify where they fall short; then, you can decide if it's something you can live with. That said, odds are good that you won't be disappointed, giving you more reason to trust the trajectory of a certain relationship.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

It might look like a sure thing, but don't bet the farm on it, Sagittarius. The faceoff between the moon and unpredictable Uranus puts a situation on shaky ground. Spread yourself around instead of placing all your chips on one number. See what other opportunities you can drum up, establish a Plan B, and reach out to friends to help keep your anxiety at bay. Once you see that you've got a wealth of options to explore, you'll be able to breathe easier.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Domestic drama alert! A faceoff between the moon and volatile Uranus could ignite a roomie, relative, or close friend into a fury, particularly if you've been neglecting them due to work demands. Perhaps it's you who is in a huff because you aren't receiving adequate appreciation for everything you do. Don't allow others to take advantage of you, Capricorn. Should others pressure you for more time together, don't be afraid to gently remind them that also reap the rewards of your long hours.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Say what? With the moon and Uranus facing off you need to be extra cautious when arranging agreements with others. You may not be able to tell when people are being slippery with their words. The best way to protect yourself from a tight spot down the road is to put it in writing today. Be it an attorney-approved contract, an official deal memo, or even a confirmation email, getting it in black and white ensures you're both aligned from the get-go.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Be prudent about parting with your cash this month, Pisces. The moon and unpredictable Uranus form an opposition in your money sectors, blurring your sound economic sense. Make no assumptions about any financial exchanges, and don't even think about pulling out your credit card until you know returning the item is possible. If you're considering a business collaboration, get the details down in black and white and protect what's yours.