Aries
(March 21-April 20) Keep it fluffy at work this month, darling. All
giggles and glee, no wave-making. Invest your time and talent into
helping a loved one with important planning. You might need to
wiggle around your sparkling social life to make room for mentoring,
but the time is well spent.
Taurus
(April 21-May 21) No one ever accused you of being a doormat, Lola.
When you've got a big, beautiful hammer, every problem around you
looks like a nail. Before you go banging out a few, remember there
is always more than one way to solve a problem. A close friend turns
to you for advice.
Gemini
(May 23-June 20) Tread softly at work this month, Brunhilde. Your
coworkers aren't all nearly as experienced as you at taking
criticism. Help them to see the positive side of things. A close
friend wants to take you out. Don't refuse, especially if they're
springing for sushi.
Cancer
(June 21-July 20) Take advantage of the ebb in work flow to finish
up those last lingering projects before they go wandering off to fall
between some cracks. A loved one needs your specific brand of TLC.
Give it up. You'll find yourself loved right back.
Leo
(July 21-August 22) Be a confidant for your manager this month.
There is much to learn, and more to be quiet about. While keeping
your mouth shut isn't always your forte, it will pay off in the long
run. A special someone surprises you with romance. Revel in that
attention like a cat in sunshine.
Virgo
(August 23-September 22) Don't be a speed bump in a coworker's
journey early in the month. It's not quite your turn in the
spotlight, but you know how to be a good audience member until the
time comes to steal it back. Don't turn away from a loved one in
need. Capricorn and Leo roll on up.
Libra
(September 23-October 22) Twinkle, twinkle, little Star! Don't get
too used to being so high above everyone else, because the end of the
month will change things. Distance keeps you out of the loop. At
least your love life is in full flourish. Keep the bomb squad on
speed dial, 'cuz your phone be blowing up.
Scorpio
(October 23-November 21) Fireball hot or nip-flipping cold,
Shauntay. Pick your extreme and stick to it. Don't waffle over
decisions. You know what is best for the bottom line. And later
this month, when you meet someone who tickles your fancy, be bold and
ask that cutie out.
Sagittarius
(November 22-December 20) Cool your heels, Leela, because you are
walking on sunshine this month. Work rocks, your bosses are doling
out high-fives, and that special someone finally makes an awkwardly
romantic move. Turn on the charm and show 'em how it's done.
Capricorn
(December 21-January 20) Keep your nose to the grindstone this
month, Ingrid. Coworkers try to get you involved in their petty
conflicts, but keep your focus on the job at hand. Take the advice
of a loved one when pondering that important decision you keep not
making.
Aquarius
(January 21-February 18) After a handful of weeks heavy with
cray-cray, work finally decides to level off. Your love life is a
bit more of a clusterfuck. Fights with that certain, special,
goddamn someone can be discouraging. Don't give up. Everything will
work out. Fuck.
Pisces
(February 18-March 20) Make. Your. Mark. Whether it's work, play,
or that other thing you rock, you will shine. Friends and coworkers
will be impressed with your sweet skills. A loved one calls on you
for help and needs some sound advice. Capricorn blows in
unannounced.
