Burlesque Bitch Horoscopes, February 2015

Aries March 21 - April 19

Who's up for a happily-ever-now? Love planet Venus slips into Pisces and your twelfth house of fantasy this month. Life could feel a lot like a fairy tale now, and you'll happily don the rose-colored glasses when it comes to romance. While you might not get the clearest glimpse of your amour, you'll certainly enjoy the sweet escape. If you've been hanging on to memories of an ex, now's the time to finish your mourning process so you can move on when Venus gets her groove on.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

How about a little levity for your love life? Romantic Venus changes signs, moving into Pisces and your social, fun-loving eleventh house. You could meet a mate through the introduction of a mutual friend or while you're out mingling. Already spoken for? Socializing as a couple helps you bond. You might even team up on a community-related project that helps affect positive change.

Gemini May 21 - June 20

You're generally lighthearted when it comes to love, but for the next month, you'll be in a more serious state of mind. Amorous Venus shifts into your goal-oriented tenth house. If a relationship doesn't seem to have a clear future, you'll want no part of it. But be careful, Gemini, as your ambitious angle could crush a fledgling connection before it has a chance to unfold.

Cancer June 21 - July 22

Romantic Venus changes signs, decamping to Pisces and your jet-setting ninth house until late this month. Love could arrive with a spicy accent or while you're off on holiday. Already coupled? A getaway a deux keeps the embers burning. Snuggling up at a ski-lodge or sharing the double-lounger at a tropical resort? Or pillow-fort on the couch with Netflix and take-out. Chase your heart.

Leo July 23 - August 22

Your mojo is officially out of winter hibernation — meow! Amorous Venus slips into Pisces and your eighth house of seduction until later this month. If you're not feeling the power of your purr, moving your body can help start your engines. Head to a dance class or just bust a move (clothing optional) in your own living room. Romance is best enjoyed behind closed doors during this four-week phase. Privacy please!

Virgo August 23 - September 22

Ready to make it official, Virgo? This month, love planet Venus swoops into your seventh house, bringing a relationship with staying power. Clear the decks of Tinder flings and ephemeral romances, creating space for lasting love to flow in. If you're already spoken for, this Venus phase will bring you closer. Get an official date night on the calendar and take turns surprising each other with plans. Socializing as a couple helps you bond.

Libra September 23 - October 22

Social, romantic Venus decamps to Pisces and your earthy sixth house until late this month. Get out and enjoy the winter wonderland with your amour, bunker down and read each other smutty poems, or head somewhere warm for adventures that need less clothing. This Venus phase sounds the call for body care too. Be nice to your body. It loves you, too.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Bring on the leopard print coat, sexy jumpsuits and shimmering metallics. With Venus cruising through your amorous, glamorous fifth house this month, you'll feel like dressing up and drawing stares once again. Playing for keeps is the Scorpio M.O. but you're not above a fling here and there. Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss: remember that should you pucker up for a player over the next three weeks.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Kick off the go-go boots, slide on the marabou slippers. Venus sidles into your private fourth house for a month, hanging the Do Not Disturb sign on your bedroom door. You'll be less of a nomad and more of a nester this month. Surprise, surprise! Suddenly, the zodiac's bachelor(ette) is craving cozy and downright conventional closeness.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Flirt alert! This month, ardent Venus changes signs. This star-powered boost gives you serious game and a bit of a wandering eye. Coupled Caps, try to keep the rubbernecking in check when your partner is around. Variety is the spice of your love life for the next month. A road trip might be just the thing. Keep the itinerary flexible so you can pull off for a, uh, pit stop or two.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

As the zodiac's bohemian, you have a modest appetite for luxury. But with beauty-loving Venus moving into your lavish second house this month, you'll feel a lot hungrier for life's finer things. Bring more sensual, stop-and-smell-the-roses vibes into your love life too; dress-up dinner dates, cocktails and canoodling at a jazz club, and satiny sheets and silver breakfast trays for luxuriating in bed with your boo.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

You're nobody's fool, Pisces. With romantic Venus entering your sign this month you'll have the courage to speak up for what you need. When Venus makes her annual stopover to Pisces, you are ultra magnetic. Don't let this time go to waste. Declare a zero tolerance policy for shifty game players. Coupled Fishies may also need to assert yourselves, and possibly enjoy a little more independence. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.