Thursday, July 17, 2014

August Horoscopes, Burlesque Bitch

Aries (March 21-April 20) Romantic expansion is in the stars too and worldly Jupiter could bring the sparks with someone from a different culture or corner of the globe. Attached? What does “the next level” look like for you? From making babies to creating a business together, dream big with your boo!



Taurus (April 21-May 21) Thinking about purchasing property? Jupiter’s auspicious energy speeds you to your closing. You could also make a mint in real estate deals too. Women will play a prominent role in your life, particularly one who is living far away. The miles will melt and you’ll feel no distance between you.



Gemini (May 23-June 20) Set up that Sky Miles account. Since Jupiter governs travel, many of you will be shuttling back and forth between two locations more frequently. Perfect, since variety is the spice of your life! A platonic partnership could bring major buzz for you and the other half of the twosome. Bring on the dynamic duos!



Cancer (June 21-July 20) A new job could land in your lap, one that requires you to stretch and learn. Or, you could harness indie Jupiter’s entrepreneurial vibes to start your own business or head up a new division of the company. Money flows in. Just make sure you don’t burn it as fast as you earn it!



Leo (July 21-August 22) Big changes lie ahead, and you’ll be steering the ship. Jupiter is the global explorer and some Leos could even relocate or set up a second home in a distant port of call. Prioritize your passions and let your ambition lead the way.



Virgo (August 23-September 22) Powerful mentors will appear and you might even take a sabbatical to apprentice with one. Get a meditation practice going and tune in to your higher mind. Got something to mourn, heal and release? Jupiter points you to all the right books, teachers and therapists. Like that fabulous snow queen says, “Let it go!”



Libra (September 23-October 22) If you have designs on developing an app or website, call the developers and start planning. You might even crowdfund this project. Your passion for a cause heats up too and there’s no better spokesperson than you. Learning the code on a new piece of software—or a metaphysical subject!— could become an outright obsession now. Bring on the woo!



Scorpio (October 23-November 21) While you’re not always comfortable with so many eyes on you, it will feel great to be recognized for all you’ve accomplished behind the scenes. Men will be the star players in this Jupiter cycle, as will your “friends in high places.” With Jupiter’s entrepreneurial vibes in the mix, 9-5 Scorpios may even be signing their own paychecks soon.



Sagittarius (November 22-December 20) You’re in your element now since the ninth house is associated with Sagittarius (the ninth sign). Ready to be “really big in Europe” or take a tour from Barcelona to Helsinki? Long-distance relationships are filled with promise. Look beyond familiar vistas and you’ll find fame and fortune now.



Capricorn (December 21-January 20) Your sexuality bubbles up in surprising ways now too. (Even for you!) With “anything goes” Jupiter in the mix, you might even dabble in the tantric realm or get a little smarter-than-Fifty Shades with your honey. In all areas of life, you’re powerful and magnetic.



Aquarius (January 21-February 18) You’ll be attracted to a new type too: worldly, open-minded people who aren’t afraid to speak their truths. Some could come with an adorable accent too. Keep your mind wide open—not a hard thing for an Aquarius to do!



Pisces (February 18-March 20) Between now and August 11, 2015, you could get into the best shape of your life. Your wellness is your priority in every way. From reducing stress by outsourcing or setting up smarter systems to eliminating toxic energy from your life, Jupiter sends a reminder that you must strap on your own oxygen mask before assisting other passengers of this wild ride we call life.

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