June Horoscopes, BurlesqueBitch.com

Aries (March 21-April 20)
Passion is other people this month.  Enjoy attention from the general public, your circle of associates, or that one dirty-sexy standout.  Bring on the road trips, rally the relatives, and wrangle your besties.  You'll feel happiest in the company of people you know well. 

Taurus (April 21-May 21)
June's productive planets help you bulldoze through your to-do list.  Make a point of tying up loose ends this month.  You’ll clear psychic space in the process.  With call-it-like-I-see-it Jupiter in the mix, you’ll be especially candid this month.  Remember, if you can't say something nice, either hold your tongue, or do something constructive with it. 

Gemini (May 23-June 20)
What's the buzzing sound?  With Sun and Mars tangled in a tango, your social butterfly wings will be flapping in overtime. Staying in one place for too long has never been your thing, of course.  You might opt to fly solo instead of letting those lingering types harsh your buzz and drain your batteries.

Cancer (June 21-July 20)
Are you looking forward to a month of answering to other people’s deadlines and demands? Psh, no thank you!  Give yourself a break and go on an unscripted adventure.  Take a navigator, a posse, or strike out on your own.  No matter who you spend the day with, you can’t help but be yourself.  And remember, you're not bossy, you're the boss. 

Leo (July 21-August 22)
Spare yourself a meltdown and turn this month's one-on-ones into a group hangout.  Indulge in a little social experimentation, you little mad scientist!  This month's mantra is “let go so you can grow”.  In order to move to the next stage, you have to leave something behind.  With the moon and Jupiter aligned in your twelfth house of transitions, you’ll have an easier time saying farewell.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
June's industrious alignment of the ambitious Sun and go-getter Mars makes it hard for you to turn off that productive streak of yours. Don’t fight the feeling.  Later this month, bossy moon and expansive Jupiter activate your social networking zone.  The more the merrier, luckier, and productive!  Find creative ways to loop friends and family in to your plans.

Libra (September 23-October 22)
Bring. It. On. June's stars release the safety valve and get you fired up about taking a risk. With the swashbuckling Sun and dashing Mars working in tandem, you are more than ready for some excitement.  Do something that makes your heart beat faster.   Keep an eye out for red flags, and enjoy the ride!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
The emotional realm is where you shine and this month, people will tap you for your soulful advice. But be fair warned: the role of secret-keeper comes with a weighty responsibility.  Don't be afraid to stop the flow of information if knowing the secret puts you in the middle.  There are better ways to do that.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 20) 
Fiery Sun and rowdy Mars remind you that laughter is the best medicine. This is especially true when it comes to your love life.  With the moon and your ruling planet Jupiter synced up in your private, intimate eighth house, you’ll prefer the company of a select few—or maybe just one seductive soul.  Hang the Do Not Disturb sign and enjoy some uninterrupted bonding/age time.

Capricorn (December 21-January 20)
The sky is the limit when it comes to love. And with the moon and open-minded Jupiter aligned in your seventh house it’s anyone’s guess who will turn your head.  (I just want to fuck Sean Connery's accent.)  Your own charms are amplified under this cosmic combo.  Forget about being strategic; be authentic instead.

Aquarius (January 21-February 18)
Err on the side of being over the top this month.  Better you should apologize for overstepping your bounds than kick yourself for missing out on a golden opportunity.  With the moon and robust Jupiter aligned in your well being zone, self-care is the order of the day.  Purge your life of junk; junk stuff, junk food, and junk friends.  

Pisces (February 18-March 20)
Bless your nest with creative touches this month. Home is where your heart is—and where your best ideas will be hatched. Seductive sun and lusty Mars align this month.  A hottie that breaks from type could make you swoon.  Spruce up the boudoir the way only you can.