Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Burlesque Bitch Horoscopes June 2013

Aries (March 21-April 20) That neato hottie in your life is going to drop a bomb on you about how you choose to shake your groove thang. Words are worth considering, but don't expect anything lasting, even if you wind up swapping smooches. Be careful while traveling and consider delaying anything that takes you too far afield for a while. The rugrats demand tribute.

Taurus (April 21-May 21) This is a month for personal adventure. An old friend crawls from the woodwork to help you out of a sticky situation. Learn a lesson about how you judge character to keep you from making poor investments in the future. Take the time to spend on yourself, and consider your own racing thoughts for a while.

Gemini (May 23-June 20) The meek don't cash in until the world ends, so stand up for yourself and don't let shyness or passivity make a doormat of you. Make sure you have the ear of a mover and shaker, and take the advice that comes your way. Love is a battlefield this month, and long-term strategy is not going to help. Casual skirmishes are fine as long as you learn from them.

Cancer (June 21-July 20) Decide to be the change you want to see in the world, and then be fabulous about it! Spend some time shuffling and reorganizing personal and business life. Opportunity might knock this month, but you gotta get to that door before it escapes. Those sweet nothings you whispered some time ago might come echoing back to haunt you.

Leo (July 21-August 22) A chance encounter with an old acquaintance could shake up your career future. While you're chasing the dream, considering stirring up the banked coals of an old romance. Domestic headaches can be avoided by being honest with your loved ones. Do not sit next to the phone and wait for it to ring.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) A friend of yours might not have your best interests in mind. Be careful not to go handing out ammunition to your shooters. Despite the sting of betrayal, don't ignore your true friends in need, especially if you can invest in the future of a great person. No one forgets that kind of love.

Libra (September 23-October 22) Transportation issues crash head on this month. Discretion is the better part of valor, which means good judgment is what makes a person brave. Be brave, my darling. Important eyes are watching. Do not allow yourself to be shouted down when you know you can save the day.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21) Integrity is everything when a potential, older benefactor takes an interest in you. Be respectful, but independent. No toadying for you, missy! An old flame may prove the hottest and most enduring, if you are forced to make a choice.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 20) If you tangle with a Gemini, be cautious. Casual feelings on your part could be misinterpreted as something much more serious. Plan your escape, Rapunzel, and get yourself out of your crazy tower and out into the world, even for just a long weekend.

Capricorn (December 21-January 20) Venus takes center stage this month and could bring a meeting between you and an attractive Pisces. If you are already committed, avoid that persnickety bitch. If you are underhanded in your work, don't expect your profits to last.

Aquarius (January 21-February 18) Get yourself another day planner, because your schedule is going to fill up with social obligations. It might wear you out. Be cautious with financial dealings, even if the that darling stranger is so sweet about asking you to sign on the dotted line. Keep track of the little details with business and travel, else you might sink the ship.

Pisces (February 18-March 20) Whatever genius idea you've been sitting on, drag it out from under that fine ass and make it happen. You'll never have a better chance of making it work than right now. A visit to old haunts may cause you to question a romantic decision. Late advice can still be beneficial.

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