June Horoscopes, Burlesque Bitch

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Easy there, Aries. Your quest to have things "just so" could put you at combative odds with a colleague or friend. You may have an impeccable vision that you don't want to waver from, and that's fine. Just make sure you're not ordering people around or biting their heads off when they fall out of step (according to you). On the flip side, if someone is making unrelenting demands on you, speak up—before they cross a line and a battle ensues. Direct communication is the way.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Fiscal fireworks? A clash over cash could get heated, especially if it's with a romantic partner. A tense square between the moon in your reactive fifth house and stressful Mars in your security sector could have you on edge. Consider that the tension isn't only about money, but a deeper sense of instability you're feeling. Take a deep breath and do something grounding and meditative, like graffiti or vacuuming.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Ugh, who ARE these people driving you crazy? Oh, snap—they're your relatives. A tense square between the moon in your domestic sphere and hotheaded Mars in Gemini could stir friction on the home front Remember, family ties are based on biology, not chemistry, and you still have to share an ecosystem. So while you should assert your boundaries, try not to be overly aggressive. 

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Passive-aggressive alert! Cosmic clash between the expressive moon and stressful Mars in your foggy twelfth house could muddle your communications. You might THINK you're being clear, but others will sense an undercurrent of intensity through your tone and body language. No Vaguebooking or doling out guilt trips, please. If you need support, ask for it directly—or heck, just pay for it. Book an appointment with your therapist, healer or favorite massage therapist to work out those emotional and physical knots. Don't mentally exhaust yourself over thinking a problem. 

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
While teamwork usually gets the job done faster, a tense moon-Mars square could find you navigating some unyielding personalities. Stressful Mars in your group activity sector could make it hard to reach consensus. With the moon in your productive second house, though, you MUST get some work done. Go a little Mussolini on 'em, and just make a firm decision. To de-stress, step away from technology and get some fresh air. The wonders of nature will make you forget the occasional b.s. of humanity.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
No, Mr. President, I will NOT fetch your coffee. The Virgo moon is at odds with domineering Mars in your tenth house of ambition and authority. You'll bristle at any one's attempts to pull rank or treat you like a personal concierge (even if, on other days, your service-oriented sign is happy to oblige). While you don't have to be rude, setting a few limits could do you a world of good. After all, if others think you'll always be there to pick up the pieces, how will you get ahead? Focus on the priorities and tasks that will position you for lofty heights, rather than those that keep you stuck in a holding pattern.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Too much of a good thing is just…too much. A stressful moon-Mars square demands that you take a break before you burn out. It's hard to resist all the glittering opportunities that are pouring in, but remember, Libra, you're only human! That means you need square meals, proper sleep and movement for that all-important balance. Delegate or request support so you can power down without stopping progress. 

Scorpio (October - November 22)
This month is all about the power of two! You're in a harmonious mood, willing to compromise and making an extra effort to listen. Both at home and work, you could find yourself being mindful about how to improve your most important union. While you may be more fixated on getting to the root of a relationship issue or sealing a lucrative financial deal, your focus on all things interpersonal remains strong throughout May.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Why can't everyone just leave you alone? Other people's demands could cut into your productivity. Your own stress over a key relationship could tug at you. Perhaps there's pressure to make things official, but you're unsure whether you share a united long-term vision. Initiate a direct (but non-combative!) conversation to get things into the open. Go in patiently, knowing that it could take some back-and-forth to sort this all out.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Sin, repent, repeat? You could swing from decadence to denial, as the moon in your indulgent ninth house squares intense Mars in your health sector. Capricorn, what happened to your M.O. of moderation? Underlying stress that you're not dealing with could have you reaching for the emotional comforts. Before you give yourself a case of wellness whiplash, how about dealing with what's eating YOU?

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Paging all homebodies! Spend time in your own abode, in homelike settings and with the closest members of your tribe. Feminine energy is your soul-salve now, since the fourth house rules women and nurturing, so fire up the receptive connections. Relatives could also figure into the equation, as you're feeling uncharacteristically nostalgic. Just don't forget to nurture yourself, Water Bearer. Self-care is a must.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Speak up, Pisces! During this mentally active phase, you're a veritable genius when it comes to pitching, marketing strategies and brainstorming sessions. Not only do you crave intellectual stimulation, but you also need to engage with like-minded souls. Smart kindred spirits can really fill up your tanks. Don't let those so-called stray thoughts get lost in the ether. If you're diligent about recording them, you could have the next million-dollar idea.