October Burlesque Horoscopes 2013

Aries (March 21-April 20)Tend to your garden, little ram.  Even though the work is dirty and mindless, this investment of time and effort will one day pay off in shade, fruits, and green.  Keep away from little drama skirmishes, even if you feel like you are right.  That bland and boring event in your future has a chance of twisting into a darling adventure.  As always, sweetling, keep that civil tongue in your mouth and bite as necessary.

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

The month has barely started, and your phone is done blowed up.  Expect more crazy out of your social life unless you do some serious housecleaning through your calendar.  Consider putting aside some time to spend with your elders.  Career opportunities are out there for you, but it is going to take some elbow grease, a long-lasting smile, and the right introduction.

Gemini (May 23-June 20)

Reconsider the deets on that big purchase you are planning.  The timing might be wrong, or the money.  You can adjust both to your advantage.  Getting involved in a community project can help express that maternal instinct you've got going on, and give personal pleasure as well as make an impact on the community.

Cancer (June 21-July 20)

You radiate energy like loving, fabulous Vegas neon.  Being able to share like that is a rare gift, but don't go shining yourself into weariness.  Take some me-time and be stellar all for yourself.  Watch out for stupid temperature fluctuations as the seasons change.  Check your mail.  Something special is going to shake things up.

Leo (July 21-August 22)

Be prudent with your savings, but don't be stingy.  There are low-impact ways to invest in your own happiness and still pad out your nest egg.  Don't lose yourself in a new love interest, even though that's your favorite game.  Keep having fun, but be smart about it.  Less of you in not nearly as much fun as more.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

An accident or an illness can throw off your plans for that long-awaited outing.  Make sure you have vacation insurance and take it easy when things start changing.  Sock away your extra money instead of blowing it on projects that don't give you joy or improve the youness that is you.  An introduction to that strange and fascinating companion could set the stage for an entertaining relationship.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Contentment comes with completing the task at hand, even if someone else tries to claim the credit.  The wise observers can see who really deserves recognition, and who is just scrabbling for kudos.  Hang onto your pocketbook and be prompt when dealing with issues that empty it out.  Seek advice from someone with experience if you can't handle it.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Your friends wouldn't believe any wild and crazy tales about you, so don't be quick to judge when you hear all kinds of scandalous gossip about your loved ones.  If the charge is serious, face up to it and ask for an explanation.  Just don't convict before you hear the other side of the story.  Absolute honesty isn't fun, but definitely necessary for the issue to come at work.  You are being observed closely, but you are used to all that jazz.  

Sagittarius (November 22-December 20)

Give yourself a chance to ruminate over your long-term plans.  A minor adjustment could help put your further down the road, even if it is a bit bumpy.  It might be time to let down that torch you've been carrying.  You don't have to douse it, but maybe prop it up against a wall for a while to see if you really want to go picking it up again.

Capricorn (December 21-January 20)

Change is not impossible for you, my dearest.  While it isn't always the best idea to throw away your years of preparation on a lark, your skills aren't leaving you.  Never remain in a situation that hurt you, no matter who or what you have to dump to make it happen.  Seek advice from friends with similar situations.  An old sweetheart might have some questions for you to answer.

Aquarius (January 21-February 18)

Charting your love life on a plan would look like a roller coaster for a while to come.  That means crazy highs and killer lows, but nothing you can't handle.  Keep you arms inside the ride at all time and you'll be glad you stuck it out to the end.  Ignore any threats from someone jealous of your success.  Haters gonna hate.

Pisces (February 18-March 20)

The border between personal and professional is going to get awfully confused and rather messy, and fast, if you don't keep a strict fraternization rule for yourself.  Keep your head down in any family disagreements and avoid direct confrontations regarding your past.  The time is not right.  Gain an undying friendship by being discreet concerning a minor offense.